Saturday 20 February 2010

The Priest and the Druid

The Priest and the Druid, they went to sea
In a beautiful pea green boat,
They had taken a quest, at the urgent behest
  of a Carefully Folded Note.
The Druid looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Priesty! O Priesty my love,
      What a talented Priesty you are,
You are,
You are!
What a talented Priest you are!'

Priesty said to the tree, 'What I certainly need,
Is to raise my low GearScore!
O let us kill Hogger! He won't be much bother:
And he drops an epic ring!'
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Oak-tree grows
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood
With a ring at the end of his nose,
  His nose,
  His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

'Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?' Said Hogger, 'Graaaarrrgh!'
But they took it anyway, and were pugging next day
In Heroic H o R.
They picked up gear, and knew no fear,
They would both face the Lich King soon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

(Apologies to Edward Lear)

Ps. I wasn't sure how many people had seen this buried in the comments on Tam's post for the Secret Admirer Project and it took me so long to come up with it that I wanted to record it here as well :)  I hope you got through Love is in the Air with everything you wanted out of it!
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